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For you to know how to protect yourself from these alien invaders, necessary
it is. that is, unless you're name is Arnold Mecchar! Anyway, you have permission to explore the cave that has
held the secrets of the past for so long... and learn how to save yourself!
I will not guarantee the successfulness of these suggestions, for if you use them incorrectly, you
are doomed!!!!!!!!!!
- Firstly, you must NEVER assosiate yourself with anyone who seems the slightest bit suspicious of being
assosiated with anyone who could possibly have something to do with the thing that makes the stuff that connects to the stuff
that may be assosiated with the destroyer of humanity.
- The destroyer of humanity will destroy all humanity and all other life on earth, except for Siamese
cats, tapeworms, and water bears
- a water bear is the toughest animal on earth according to that toughest animal on earth show that
counts down from 10 with a different category every night at 7 on Animal Planet that one watches when one is one vacation
and really bored and Maine TV does not have the shows one usually watches
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